The Female Willem

One of our zines, this one with art of Willem as a woman, and the gender bend agenda.

Cover illustration: a black and red drawing of Willem Dafoe as Agent Smecker in Boondock Saints. He has a red wig, small black dress, black pantyhose, and smokes a cigarette.

the female willem

willem as a woman, and the gender bend agenda

by SCUMSUCK

Very messy sketches of my Agend Smecker dakimakura idea, with the front and back of her black dress outfit. There is also a nude Norma Osborn with her booba and willy out.

THE MUSE

The goblin is a dragsona. Image of Green Goblin from Spider-man 2002.

He played Marilyn Monroe in a Snickers commercial. Image of Willem in a white dress.

And he's SMOKIN' as Agent Smecker in Boodock Saints. Image of Willem as Agent Smecker.

BUT WHY FEMALE WILLEMS?

Cuz Willem rocks and women rock. It's a fun character design exercise. What would Willem look like with a lil estrogen? How would her characters change?

Sketches of my “young” Norma osborn, based off of Willem photos from the 80's.

MAKE DANK FACES

Girls in media often have to stay pretty. Willem's distorted faces are inspiring.

Comic re-making the Spider-Man 2002 boardroom meeting scene, but with Norma Osborn. She says “You can't do this to me…” then gets really mad and screams “Do you know how much I sacrificed?”

MAKE DANK GMILFS

Willem gets to crawl around all old and naked. Girls in Media don't often get to be old and sexy.

Illustration of milf Norma with a long cigarette holder in lingerie and a sheer robe.

MAKE DANK YURI

Willem's movies are often sausage fests. If we turn the Wilem character into a girl, everyone else can be a girl too.

Illustration of my Piper Park (Peter Parker genderbend) kabedoning Norma Osborne.

MAKE STORIES

With all these characters, you can go mad with power, take them out of their original context, and turn them into your own dolls to play with in your own stories! GIRLS-ONLY!

Illustration of Piper and Norma cuddling.

Let the cast grow, let their interactions develop their personalities! Make lots of strange nasty little cartoon women!

Comic of Norma at a board meeting giving birth to Harry Osborn Live. She says “In short, costs are down… Rvenues are UP. And our stock has never been higher.”

Comic of “Baby sitting”. Panel 1: Norma is drinking alcohol looking extremely distressed with messy hair in her robe. Piper and Harriet are playing on the floor. Panel 2: Piper says “Gee whiz Harriet, your mommy's a MILF!”. Harriet starts crying, and yells “I WISH SHE WASN'T!”. Their building blocks on the floor spell out MOM.

Harriet's Gift comic. Panel 1: Norma yells “GET ME ON THE PHONE WITH JAMESON, NOW!” while dropping a wrapped present to Harriet. In smaller text, Norma says “Here's something from work, Harry.” Panel 2: Harriet has unwrapped her gift, and it's a little Goblin toy! She closes her eyes, smiles, and hugs the toy to her cheek. Behind her, the shadow of the goblin laughs and looms.

Mother's Day comic. One panel: Norma is trying to relax in a towel and wrapped hair, with pickles on her eyes. Harriet is trying to show a postcard she made to Norma. She says MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!! MOOOOM! MOM!“ repeatedly trying to get Norma to pay attention to her. Norma has a skull thought bubble. A tiny Spider-Man with no stripes says “That's sad”.

Never Get Your Beloved's Name Tattooed comic. One panel: Harriet shows off her new tattoo on her buff arm, which is a classic red heart with arrow pierced through it that says MOM. She asks “Mom, do you like my tattoo?”. Norma responds, disgusted, “How much is a cover up?!”

Illustration comparing heights for Norma, Harriet, and Piper. Norma is 5'1, Harriet is 5'8, and Piper is 5'3. Piper eats a pizza slice while looking at Harriet. Harriet points at her hair and asks, “Mom do you like my new haircut?”. Norma is too busy on the phone to hear.

And the best part about making a bunch of strange nasty little cartoon women, is making them with your best friend.

Sketch page of various Harriets making strange faces, licking the Goblin mask, and holding Norma's corpse.

Add to each other's stories, draw and write things for each other, stay up all night giggling about different things you can make your Women Willems do.

More of the sketch page, with Harriet hugging Piper, holding a knife, and her being sad that Norma loves Piper more than her.

Willem as a woman is just the beginning. Everything can be re-experienced with a little more excitement with a little more estrogen.

Sketches of Mia Morales (Miles Morales genderbend) walking to school while watching the Spider-fem and Green Gobliness fight. She thinks “Millenials are so cringe…”. Another sketch of Olga Octavius (Doc Ock genderbend) looming hugely over a very short Piper Park.

A book by maggie age 3. July 2025. Homemade in Charlotte NC. scumsuck.com, contact@scumsuck.com.

Color illustration of Harriet, Piper, and Norma holding hands. Harriet looks crazed and veiny and bloody. Piper looks blankly ahead and smiles. Norma is fawning over Piper and holding her shoulder, while Piper holds Norma's waist.