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King Of The Hill Notes

Just keeping some stuff straight…and gay.

  • 84.372 is Dale's pirate radio station, “Gribble Talk”
  • Dale listens to a couple of 50's songs
    • I Fought The Law” by The Bobby Fuller Four in Soldier of Misfortune Season 6, Episode 2
    • Under The Boardwalk” by The Drifters in Father of the Bribe, Season 6, Episode 5
    • Draw Dale's teeth either big and white and fucked up cuz he has veneers, or really fucked up and yellow cuz he smokes.
    • Dale regularly bakes. Macaroons in gun club election episode. Mentioned in olympic torch episode. He also has makes films of Nancy.
    • Bobby calls out Hank for being uptight all the time because if he lets himself feel good he'll be punished, like his football injury after showboating
    • Get screenshots of Dale as Hank's “loyal towel manager”… You excreting, me absorbing…
    • “My oral fixation!!!” Bobby leading dale with the cigarette…
    • Dale shares a birthday with Van Cliburn: july 12th.

I'm working on a Nancy/Dale/John playlist:

It's full of songs that shocked me cuz the lyrics are so explicit about your baby girl cheating but also the dude just crying instead of being mad. And also songs from Radio Gribble :) Will keep adding as I hear more things that remind me of Them… and also songs that Dale listens to or sings in the show!

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2025/09/29 17:01 · scumsuck · 0 Comments

KOTH hair

I am diagnosing the King of The Hill alley boys's hair, because I drew some 70's Dale/Hank and need good reference.

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2025/09/24 20:44 · scumsuck · 0 Comments

Old Web Nostalgia

Copy/pasted this from my fedi account, cuz I posted it unlisted but it got too much shares for my liking :P I do wish there was an option to disable shares for public and unlisted posts!

Summary: I have fond memories of some of the late 90's/early 2000's internet, but I'm glad we've made SOME sort of social progress in 2025. Some people just think old web was all good though, and everything about the current internet sucks. Those people may not have been on the receiving end of the meaner aspects of that time. Lots has changed (censorship and surveillance as EVERYONE is on the internet now vs a smaller subculture back then), and lots (cyberbullies, random people getting fixated on you to the point of e-harassment) hasn't.

⚠️ There will be mention of bigotry like homophobia, transphobia, racism, etc. I will paraphrase bigoted language.

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2025/09/24 04:29 · scumsuck · 2 Comments

astro attempt

  1. You have to install a bunch of shit - https://docs.astro.build/en/tutorial/1-setup/1/ I'm following this tutorial
  2. I already forgor how I installed it
  3. Opened up VS Codium
  4. Opened up terminal
  5. ran npm create astro@latest as per tutorial
  6. gave it a folder to build in ``Z:\sites\big-mountain-fudgecake``
  7. said yes to everything like installing dependencies and initializing git
  8. choose minimal theme
  9. ok the folder is created. open that in vscode

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2025/09/17 23:31 · scumsuck · 2 Comments

Dale Gribble's Playlist

We don't get to see much of Dale's taste in music, compared to John Redcorn's obvious taste in classic rock. So we must interpret and headcanon what Dale's favored music would be like! And like many good things, this begins with a fic rec.

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John Redcorn's Sergio Valente Jeans

Was watching KOTH as is canon typical of Shane and I. I was intrigued by a random pop culture reference in episode, Peggy's Headache, s3e3.

Nancy: I have my reasons..
Peggy: Yes, and I've seen those reasons packed into his Sergio Valente jeans.

It's a surface level “John Redcorn has a big penis or nice ass” joke (again with Nancy's ass obsession!), but diving into the particulars of the brand a character wears is fun cuz, well, there's a different kinda man that wears Levis versus like… True Religion or something.

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2025/09/14 07:12 · scumsuck · 4 Comments

Dream Diary: DaleJohn

Today's dream was a yaoiful dream set in prison.

For some reason Dale and John were in a prison cell. Dale was putting his weiner in John's butt, and John was just leaning on his elbows on the prison cot. The prison guards and other prisoners saw them doing that and were like “holy shit it's the alpha male, don't fuck with them”.

And the next day John and Dale walked out of the prison cell to the yard or cafeteria, holding hands with each other. And no one said shit to them and gave Dale free cigarettes cuz he was the alpha male. But Dale just assumed everyone was being nice instead of being afraid of getting turned out.

Dale like to be little spoon in the prison cot.

2025/09/11 17:19 · scumsuck · 0 Comments

Dream Diary: Vulpes

Had a dream that I was trying to convince people that Vulpes Inculta from Fallout New Vegas was a bottom. I was playing through Fallout for them and showing them the endings. But the endings in my dream were not the real endings, they were weird shit like “even if you pay off everyone and persuade them to abandon Caesar, Vulpes stays loyal!!!”. And somehow that was proof to me in my dream…

I did enjoy creepy uncle Caesar x Vulpes back in Da Day 10 years ago when I was just a wee turtle fujoshi. Now I've developed my tastes more, and I'm older uke pilled. Hmmm. Haven't explored Vulpes much these days. The most recent fic I enjoyed with Vulpes in it is The Initiation of the Fox, which is a bunch of girls molesting him. In that case it's more of a dom/sub thing than top/bottom, and I def want Vulpes to be submissive to a bunch of girls because that's freakin' cool. But generally I am very 👁️ monkey side-eyes to most oc x canon or self-insert x canon pairings for Vulpes (or really any male character) because every writer writes the male character as a smirking daddy dom. Cut that out! Stop being so proud of your dang penis.

The only pairings I'm have interest in right now for Vulpes are Caesar and Joshua, but then in fic both Caesar and Joshua turn into daddy doms 😔 I guess in that case I'd prefer Vulpes to be more dominant??? Though I don't want to put anything in Caesar's butt let alone see his penis… and I want Joshua to be a mean evil bottom too. SIGH if only they could all get ovipositioned by giant mutant Cazadors, we wouldn't have to think so hard! But alas, most normal humans prefer human/human yaoi rather than horrible body horror bug live birth.

This goes back to the fujoshi's gambit, where in straight boy x girl fanworks Vulpes is a daddy dom, but in gay boy x boy stuff Vulpes's voice actor's roles are often bottom zoned due to his lisping feminine lilt. What the fuck, and now I learn that Vulpes's voice actor is involved in Linux and operating system shit???? No wonder he can do such an evil twink voice.

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2025/09/06 03:45 · scumsuck · 0 Comments

Blaugust 27: Heritage in King Of The Hill

John attempting to bond with his son Joseph. “I had this old head dress lying around and thought, well, you might like it.”
Joseph not caring about his heritage. “Horns and a feather. Thanks.”

King of the Hill is a satire of middle-class white US-American culture, and as such has a few token “minority” side-characters to reflect the main chararacters' stereotyped views. The Souphanousinphones are the Asian characters that appear the most, and John Redcorn is the Native American character who appears the most. Indeed, he's the only Native American character that acknowledges his heritage because the other ones (Joseph and Kate) are both John's kids and don't even know that they're John's kids! Which is actually quite sadly true to real life, because many kids don't know their family's heritage as they're subsumed into middle-class white US-American culture.

The Souphanousinphones are explicitly stated to be Laotian, with Kahn and Minh having a good bit of real life history informing them1). This is interesting because Laos is a bit of a lesser-known Asian country, and that's lampshaded by Hank's asking ignorantly “So are ya Chinese, or Japanese”? Connie was born in the USA, but is still connected to Laotian culture compared to John's kids, due to her parent's stereotypical fanaticism for good grades and immigrating for a better life/“the American Dream”. I was fascinated by this tidbit as a kid growing up, because it was so rare to see Asian characters in cartoons let alone Laotian characters.

I was also fascinated by the inclusion of John Redcorn as a character, because as an Asian kid growing up I thought it was cool when characters were not only explicitly not white, BUT ALSO had long black hair CUZ I had (have?) long black hair! John is mostly referred to as Native or Indian, with not much more provided about tribes or family. It's likely that the showrunners, being middle-class white US-Americans, didn't place that importance on specifics, and the character of John Redcorn isn't 100% clear on his own heritage. But today I'm here to autistically artistically connect the little crumbs of information we get about side characters with about 30 total minutes of dialogue. Because I love you.

Bobby hill at the book store reading at the intersection of Ethnic Studies and American History with a cup of milk is EXACTLY what I look like right now. But I have black hair cuz I'm Asian.

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Blaugust 26: microblog

I finally updated the web version of JUST GORLY THINGS (my lesbian fujoshi webcomic galarian darminatan zen mode) with the 11ty version. Yippee. Better to have it up now and slowly add the old comics, than wait 5 years for me to upload all the old comics at once. Maybe it'll be a good excuse to post the old comics online again and force people to look at them once more. Hey there's a new page on there… I haven't uploaded that yet to social media!!!

I'm also having fun pre-emptively writing my exchange letter for whim's 10 Items or Less exchange! I always worried that I yap too much in exchange letters… maybe if I host it on this wiki I can let the links to the talking, people can choose to click on the links to what I like about genderbends or decapitation on their own time.

2025/08/29 06:04 · scumsuck · 2 Comments
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This video is a good recap of specifics - Dekahnstruction by Squirrel Tactics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q5pJS-m3lk
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