Dream Diary: Vulpes

Had a dream that I was trying to convince people that Vulpes Inculta from Fallout New Vegas was a bottom. I was playing through Fallout for them and showing them the endings. But the endings in my dream were not the real endings, they were weird shit like “even if you pay off everyone and persuade them to abandon Caesar, Vulpes stays loyal!!!”. And somehow that was proof to me in my dream…

I did enjoy creepy uncle Caesar x Vulpes back in Da Day 10 years ago when I was just a wee turtle fujoshi. Now I've developed my tastes more, and I'm older uke pilled. Hmmm. Haven't explored Vulpes much these days. The most recent fic I enjoyed with Vulpes in it is The Initiation of the Fox, which is a bunch of girls molesting him. In that case it's more of a dom/sub thing than top/bottom, and I def want Vulpes to be submissive to a bunch of girls because that's freakin' cool. But generally I am very 👁️ monkey side-eyes to most oc x canon or self-insert x canon pairings for Vulpes (or really any male character) because every writer writes the male character as a smirking daddy dom. Cut that out! Stop being so proud of your dang penis.

The only pairings I'm have interest in right now for Vulpes are Caesar and Joshua, but then in fic both Caesar and Joshua turn into daddy doms 😔 I guess in that case I'd prefer Vulpes to be more dominant??? Though I don't want to put anything in Caesar's butt let alone see his penis… and I want Joshua to be a mean evil bottom too. SIGH if only they could all get ovipositioned by giant mutant Cazadors, we wouldn't have to think so hard! But alas, most normal humans prefer human/human yaoi rather than horrible body horror bug live birth.

This goes back to the fujoshi's gambit, where in straight boy x girl fanworks Vulpes is a daddy dom, but in gay boy x boy stuff Vulpes's voice actor's roles are often bottom zoned due to his lisping feminine lilt. What the fuck, and now I learn that Vulpes's voice actor is involved in Linux and operating system shit???? No wonder he can do such an evil twink voice.