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ScoutSpy
The yaoi pairing between Scout and Spy from TF2. It is just like spongesquid for me.
Why Male Models?
Expiration Date (2014) plot of “Scout asks Spy to help him on a romantic date” is gay. I knew it when it came out, and I have oppositional defiance so I refused to be sucked into the obvious bait. I mean, c'mon. “I am a woman. Seduce me.”
In 2018 I got back into TF2, cuz Shane got mad at seeing Scout in random SFM hentai, and I had to explain why this annoying dude was annoying. And I sighed and said the most obvious pairing was Scout and Spy. And here I am now with fifty Scoutling children.
Dynamic
No personality reversal ;)
- Younger seme x Older uke
- Smaller top x Larger bottom
- Stupid x Grumpy
- Student x Mentor
- Ran fast and died a virgin x experienced French slut
- Best friends! They do missions together!
- Enemies to fuckers! If opposite team.
- Rivals! They occupy the same role on the same team.
Wank
Sometimes internet people that I have never seen or talked to are mad at me cuz I draw pictures of my Scout and Spy characters holding hands. Usually it's because they're comics-only fans that got into the game 1 year ago, so they worship the comics canon where Scout is Spy's son and there is only one named character of each class.
I have hovered around this pairing since 2007, before there was any SFM or comics to explain backstories. I personally still have fun imagining my own backstory for my own Scout and Spy characters.
Unbeknownst to me, between 2007 and 2018, Gabe decided to make “dadSpy” a dangling herring in the comics.
Some nerds point to 2009's “Meet The Spy” SFM as the genesis of DadSpy. To which I say, fucking your mom doesn't make me your dad!!! Unless you want me to be :D
But yeah the “ur mum” joke expanded into some silly thing in the comics that people try to make sad/angsty/fluffy. But I don't like the deadbeat dad trope at all. So I am not intellectually or yaoi-ly stimulated bt “dadspy”.
I don't really care if other people like the “dadspy” headcanon, whether it's familial or incestuous. Y'all gotta remember how to tag your fics btw, the “/” slash denotes a romantic pairing and the “&” denotes platonic. I am like 50 or 80 years old and I draw cartoon characters for fun. I cannot participate in ship wars in the year of our lore.