I like to organize ships that I like by name order, especially because I like one-sided relationships. Left denotes giver of affection, and right denotes receiver of affection.

I don't always have fixed relationship types. It's usually for pairings that I really like or relate to.

Many of these examples fall under the younger x older or student x teacher tropes.

• Spongebob x Squidward, or SpongeSquid, would denote that Spongebob harasses Squidward (WITH LOVE!) while Squidward is T-posing blankly and getting shot with heart arrows.
• Scout x Spy, or ScoutSpy, would denote that Scout is throwing baseballs at Spy's head while Spy is tied to the cart tracks on a payload map.

• No riba = No reversal. That means I don't want their personalities reversed – I don't want to see Squidward to harass Spongebob.
• Uke = my object of affection. I target this object with affection from my heart, and into their butthole.
• Snake fujoshi = “Has a fixed uke: multiships, but their favorite can only bottom”. A type of shipper from an online comic by _k_a_o_m_o_j_i_.

Because I like it. Sometimes you want to be the fister and not the fistee.

If you don't do steiner math when organizing relationships, that's cool! Heck, we can even have different ship orders. Please just respect my preferred relationship types :)