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| There is a "gap moe" appeal between what normal society traditionally considers "cute" (tiny baby animals), and the cuteness of an old man. You will often see this "gap moe" in say, wrestling fangirls who think Abdullah the Butcher is super kawaii, or teenagers that have Gollum as their widdle huggable blorbo. | There is a "gap moe" appeal between what normal society traditionally considers "cute" (tiny baby animals), and the cuteness of an old man. You will often see this "gap moe" in say, wrestling fangirls who think Abdullah the Butcher is super kawaii, or teenagers that have Gollum as their widdle huggable blorbo. |
| ===== Examples ===== | |
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| ^ **Name** ^ **Media** ^ **Age** | **Charm point** | | |
| | Bruce Wayne | Batman Beyond | 80+ | Depressed, disabled, and lonely | | |
| | Paul Heyman | Pro Wrestling | 60+ | Naughty | | |
| | Willem Dafoe | Actor | 69+ | Genki | | |
| | [[characters:senspai:basile|Basile]] | My ocs donutsteel | 55+ | [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSw0ci0t1qI|Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy]] | | |
| | All Might/Toshinori Yagi | My Hero Academia | 55+ | Disabled and genki | | |
| | Flans | Musician | 64+ | Genki, computer illiterate | | |
| | Triple H | Pro Wrestling | 55+ | Evil, bratty | | |
| | Tony Atlas | Pro Wrestling | 71+ | Genki, computer illiterate, shoe fetishist | | |
| </sortable> | |
| ===== Old? ===== | ===== Old? ===== |
| 46+ years is the baseline for an "old" character. They must also be visibly aged in some way - whether it's sag, wrinkle, gray hair, or baldness. So a 1000 year old smooth elf twink doesn't count, and neither does Benjamin Button. Ideally they'd be over 55+ years old, and thus eligible for a senior discount at IHOP. | 46+ years is the baseline for an "old" character. They must also be visibly aged in some way - whether it's sag, wrinkle, gray hair, or baldness. So a 1000 year old smooth elf twink doesn't count, and neither does Benjamin Button. Ideally they'd be over 55+ years old, and thus eligible for a senior discount at IHOP. |
| The uke does not need to be a man. The uke can be male, female, none, and all. Ukes that I find appealing are often androgynous or play with gender presentation in some way. I will often call these characters "MILVES" no matter their gender. | The uke does not need to be a man. The uke can be male, female, none, and all. Ukes that I find appealing are often androgynous or play with gender presentation in some way. I will often call these characters "MILVES" no matter their gender. |
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| Heck, they don't even have to be human! Aliens, creatures, robots, buildings, whatever is fair game. Hey, doya think [[interests:fallout|Liberty Prime]] counts as an old man since it's like 200 years old and so rusty it needs to be repaired? Maybe the Statue of Liberty is someone's uke...! | Heck, they don't even have to be human! Aliens, creatures, robots, buildings, whatever is fair game. Hey, doya think [[likes:games:fallout|Liberty Prime]] counts as an old man since it's like 200 years old and so rusty it needs to be repaired? Maybe the Statue of Liberty is someone's uke...! |
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| ===== Uke? ===== | ===== Uke? ===== |
| Are they a 24/7 bottom? Who knows! They could be up to all sorts of shenanigans when I'm not rotating them. Maybe they topped more often when they were young and had functional hips. But the point is that my favorite thoughts, stories, and art of them are often of them as an uke. | Are they a 24/7 bottom? Who knows! They could be up to all sorts of shenanigans when I'm not rotating them. Maybe they topped more often when they were young and had functional hips. But the point is that my favorite thoughts, stories, and art of them are often of them as an uke. |
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| | <datatables order='[[2, "desc"]]' page-length="25" paging-type="full_numbers"> |
| | ^ **Name** ^ **Media** ^ **Age** ^ **Charm point** ^ |
| | | Bruce Wayne | Batman Beyond | 85 | Depressed, disabled, and lonely | |
| | | Paul Heyman | Pro Wrestling | 60 | Bald, Naughty | |
| | | Willem Dafoe | Actor | 69 | Genki | |
| | | [[characters:senspai:basile|Basile]] | My ocs donutsteel | 55 | [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSw0ci0t1qI|Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy]] | |
| | | Toshinori Yagi (All Might) | My Hero Academia | 55 | Disabled, Genki | |
| | | Flans | Musician | 64 | Genki, computer illiterate | |
| | | Triple H | Pro Wrestling | 55 | Evil, [[https://archive.ph/Bx3v8|bratty]] | |
| | | Tony Atlas | Pro Wrestling | 71 | Bald, Genki | |
| | | Paul Bearer | Pro Wrestling | 58 | Naughty, Genki | |
| | | Charles Xavier (Prof. X) | X-Men | 90 | Bald, Disabled | |
| | | Max Eisenhart (Magneto) | X-Men | 90 | Naughty, DILF | |
| | | Jean-Luc Picard | Star Trek | 59 | Bald, Grumpy | |
| | | Dagoth Ur | The Elder Scrolls: Morrowind | 4000 | Evil, Slutty | |
| | | Merasmus | Team Fortress 2 | 6000 | Naughty, helpless | |
| | </datatables> |
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| ~~DISCUSSION|What are your favorite Old Man Ukes?~~ | ~~DISCUSSION|What are your favorite Old Man Ukes?~~ |
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