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+====== ScoutSpy ======
+The [[:yaoi]] pairing between Scout and Spy from [[interests:TF2]].  It is just like [[pairings:spongesquid]] for me.
+===== Why Male Models? =====
+Expiration Date (2014) plot of "Scout asks Spy to help him on a romantic date" is gay.  I knew it when it came out, and I have oppositional defiance so I refused to be sucked into the obvious bait.  I mean, c'mon.  "I am a woman.  Seduce me."
+In 2018 I got back into TF2, cuz Shane got mad at seeing Scout in random SFM hentai, and I had to explain why this annoying dude was annoying.  And I sighed and said the most obvious pairing was Scout and Spy.  And here I am now with fifty Scoutling children.
+===== Dynamic =====
+No personality reversal ;)
+  * Younger seme x Older uke
+  * Smaller top x Larger bottom
+  * Stupid x Grumpy
+  * Student x Mentor
+  * Ran fast and died a virgin x experienced French slut
+  * Best friends!  They do missions together!
+  * Enemies to fuckers!  If opposite team.
+  * Rivals!  They occupy the same role on the same team.
+===== Wank =====
+Sometimes internet people that I have never seen or talked to are mad at me cuz I draw pictures of my Scout and Spy characters holding hands.  Usually it's because they're comics-only fans that got into the game 1 year ago, so they worship the comics canon where Scout is Spy's son and there is only one named character of each class.
+I have hovered around this pairing since 2007, before there was any SFM or comics to explain backstories.  I personally still have fun imagining my own backstory for my own Scout and Spy characters.
+Unbeknownst to me, between 2007 and 2018, Gabe  decided to make "dadSpy" a dangling herring in the comics.
+Some nerds point to 2009's "Meet The Spy" SFM as the genesis of DadSpy.  To which I say, fucking your mom doesn't make me your dad!!!  Unless you want me to be :D
+But yeah the "ur mum" joke expanded into some silly thing in the comics that people try to make sad/angsty/fluffy.  But I don't like the deadbeat dad trope at all.  So I am not intellectually or yaoi-ly stimulated by "dadspy".
+I don't really care if other people like the "dadspy" headcanon, whether it's familial or incestuous.  Y'all gotta remember how to tag your fics btw, the "/" slash denotes a romantic pairing and the "&" denotes platonic. I am like 50 or 80 years old and I draw cartoon characters for fun.  I cannot participate in ship wars in the year of our lore.
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+Besides, Scout is Chinese and Spy is French.  How can they be related???  Maybe if Scout had a vacation in France and accidentally impregnated Spy's mom to make Spy...
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