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-=====Steiner Math=====
+======Steiner Math======
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+===== Transcript =====
+<wrap lo>//Author's note: All grammatical errors are true to Scott's marble mouth speech.//</wrap>
+You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true.
+See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me.
+Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning //drastic// go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
+So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice.
+See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
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