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-====== Sergio Valente Jeans ======+====== John Redcorn's Sergio Valente Jeans ======
  
 Was watching KOTH as is canon typical of Shane and I.  I was intrigued by a random pop culture reference in episode, Peggy's Headache, s3e3.   Was watching KOTH as is canon typical of Shane and I.  I was intrigued by a random pop culture reference in episode, Peggy's Headache, s3e3.  
  
 > Nancy: I have my reasons.. > Nancy: I have my reasons..
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 > Peggy: Yes, and I've seen those reasons packed into his Sergio Valente jeans. > Peggy: Yes, and I've seen those reasons packed into his Sergio Valente jeans.
  
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 =====Denim Character===== =====Denim Character=====
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 +[{{ https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/OMEAAOSww3VkqIZt/s-l400.jpg?250|We putting John in these bad boys?}}]
  
 Someone like Hank Hill would be proud of made in USA Levis or Wranglers for their cool cowboy and worker reputation.  Someone like John Redcorn, who's a bit of a fuckboy, would be a bit more conscious of what girls/clients would think is a sexier brand for him to wear, or even have one of his sugar mommy clients buy tight jeans for him to wear!   Someone like Hank Hill would be proud of made in USA Levis or Wranglers for their cool cowboy and worker reputation.  Someone like John Redcorn, who's a bit of a fuckboy, would be a bit more conscious of what girls/clients would think is a sexier brand for him to wear, or even have one of his sugar mommy clients buy tight jeans for him to wear!  
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 Says a lot about Johnny that he's still wearing 80's denim in the late 90's and early 2000's.  After all, he still hangs onto classic rock and his days as a Winger roadie!  He peaked early but he's still tryna be sexy in his late 30's and early 40's.  Which can be seen as pathetic in the same way as a middle aged person whose glory days were high school football, and everyone else is side-eying them for being out of date with music and fashion... Hey man, I think 80's stuff is still cool!!  (The Wrestler quote) Yeah def leppard man!!! Says a lot about Johnny that he's still wearing 80's denim in the late 90's and early 2000's.  After all, he still hangs onto classic rock and his days as a Winger roadie!  He peaked early but he's still tryna be sexy in his late 30's and early 40's.  Which can be seen as pathetic in the same way as a middle aged person whose glory days were high school football, and everyone else is side-eying them for being out of date with music and fashion... Hey man, I think 80's stuff is still cool!!  (The Wrestler quote) Yeah def leppard man!!!
  
-John's jeans look like a straight cut, not skinny or flared or bootcut.  So still a bit more "ruggedly" masculine compared to other 80's rock guys wearing painted on denim.  But they look a bit low, rather than sitting high on the waist.  The more pubes to expose, my dear.+John's jeans look like a straight cut, not skinny or flared or bootcut.  So still a bit more "ruggedly" masculine compared to other 80's rock guys wearing painted on denim.  But they look like they ride a bit low, rather than sitting higher on the waist as a proper rugged man's denim should protect their sensitive belly.  The more pubes to expose, my dear.
  
  
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 And now my final question: is Peggy referring to John's ass or balls tucked in his Sergio Valente jeans? And now my final question: is Peggy referring to John's ass or balls tucked in his Sergio Valente jeans?
  
-I thought cock n balls at first, because that would be the most obvious straight reading of the line.  Nancy's reason for cheating on Dale is because Dale is lacking in some physical areas, right?  But honestly Nancy DOES still have sex with and love Dale after John breaks up with her.  So it's not all cock n' balls that she's after.+I thought cock n balls at first, because that would be the most obvious straight reading of the line.  Nancy's reason for cheating on Dale is because Dale is lacking in some physical areas, right?  If we're taking the skinny pale Dale vs chad tall dark and handsome John joke on surface level.  But Nancy DOES still have sex with and love Dale after season 4.  She even looks satisfied and smiles post-coitus with Dale, no matter the miniscule size of his micropenis and tiny ass.  So it's not all cock n' balls that she's after.
  
 So then, it must be ass.  She loves Dale in a thong though his ass is white and small.  She loves Hank's wiggling testosterone fueled ass.  And well, we know Dale loves John Redcorn's round and muscular butt.  Whose to say Nancy hasn't noticed that asset of John's body too?!? So then, it must be ass.  She loves Dale in a thong though his ass is white and small.  She loves Hank's wiggling testosterone fueled ass.  And well, we know Dale loves John Redcorn's round and muscular butt.  Whose to say Nancy hasn't noticed that asset of John's body too?!?
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 And now I want to draw John Redcorn buttcheeks getting clapped.  Adieu. And now I want to draw John Redcorn buttcheeks getting clapped.  Adieu.
  
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