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-====== Sergio Valente Jeans ======
+====== John Redcorn's Sergio Valente Jeans ======
 Was watching KOTH as is canon typical of Shane and I.  I was intrigued by a random pop culture reference in episode, Peggy's Headache, s3e3.
 > Nancy: I have my reasons..
 > Peggy: Yes, and I've seen those reasons packed into his Sergio Valente jeans.
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 ===== 80's =====
+[{{ blog:2025:sergio_valente1.png?250|Dudes and ladies look good in skin tight jeans and high heels.}}]
-Long story short, they were a "designer brand" of jeans popular in the 70's and 80's. I have to assume in the 80's and 90's, Sergio Valente jeans were known for being a bit too tight and slutty.
+Long story short, they were a "designer brand" of jeans popular in the 70's and 80's. I have to assume in the 80's and 90's, Sergio Valente jeans were known for being a bit too tight and slutty.  The Sergio Valente logo is also a bull with large horns, which is overtly masculine in the same way a dude driving a huge truck is.
 https://youtu.be/RwIxTTvN2yA?si=o1w4B1E3aVQfnmmx
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 I would also compare it to the advertising of Abercrombie and Hollister in the 2000's - again with the obviously sexual ads full of man nipples, but also what it says about John as a character.
 =====Denim Character=====
+[{{ https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/OMEAAOSww3VkqIZt/s-l400.jpg?250|We putting John in these bad boys?}}]
 Someone like Hank Hill would be proud of made in USA Levis or Wranglers for their cool cowboy and worker reputation.  Someone like John Redcorn, who's a bit of a fuckboy, would be a bit more conscious of what girls/clients would think is a sexier brand for him to wear, or even have one of his sugar mommy clients buy tight jeans for him to wear!
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 Says a lot about Johnny that he's still wearing 80's denim in the late 90's and early 2000's.  After all, he still hangs onto classic rock and his days as a Winger roadie!  He peaked early but he's still tryna be sexy in his late 30's and early 40's.  Which can be seen as pathetic in the same way as a middle aged person whose glory days were high school football, and everyone else is side-eying them for being out of date with music and fashion... Hey man, I think 80's stuff is still cool!!  (The Wrestler quote) Yeah def leppard man!!!
-John's jeans look like a straight cut, not skinny or flared or bootcut.  So still a bit more "ruggedly" masculine compared to other 80's rock guys wearing painted on denim.
+John's jeans look like a straight cut, not skinny or flared or bootcut.  So still a bit more "ruggedly" masculine compared to other 80's rock guys wearing painted on denim.  But they look like they ride a bit low, rather than sitting higher on the waist as a proper rugged man's denim should protect their sensitive belly.  The more pubes to expose, my dear.
+<gallery>
+blog:2025:1_hank_gets_a_male_masseuse_-_youtube_-_0-1-35.jpeg | Low rise, belly button out.
+blog:2025:1_hank_gets_a_male_masseuse_-_youtube_-_0-1-48.jpeg | Shy John.
+blog:2025:john_dinner.jpg | Dinner... is served.  In white stretch denim.
+blog:2025:exploring_the_redcorn-hicks-gribble_affair_-_youtube_-_0-9-02.jpeg | Note the hand in his ass pocket.  The RIGHT ass pocket.  Hanky code bottom.
+</gallery>
 ===== Ass or Balls =====
+[{{ blog:2025:john_redcorn_boy_aint_right_book.jpg?250|Interesting to note that John's ass isn't HUGE.  It's got a little dimple.  It's... more built than the average Hank Hill ass though?}}]
 And now my final question: is Peggy referring to John's ass or balls tucked in his Sergio Valente jeans?
-I thought cock n balls at first, because that would be the most obvious straight reading of the line.  Nancy's reason for cheating on Dale is because Dale is lacking in some physical areas, right?  But honestly Nancy DOES still have sex with and love Dale after John breaks up with her.  So it's not all cock n' balls that she's after.
+I thought cock n balls at first, because that would be the most obvious straight reading of the line.  Nancy's reason for cheating on Dale is because Dale is lacking in some physical areas, right?  If we're taking the skinny pale Dale vs chad tall dark and handsome John joke on surface level.  But Nancy DOES still have sex with and love Dale after season 4.  She even looks satisfied and smiles post-coitus with Dale, no matter the miniscule size of his micropenis and tiny ass.  So it's not all cock n' balls that she's after.
 So then, it must be ass.  She loves Dale in a thong though his ass is white and small.  She loves Hank's wiggling testosterone fueled ass.  And well, we know Dale loves John Redcorn's round and muscular butt.  Whose to say Nancy hasn't noticed that asset of John's body too?!?
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 This suits my Nancy pegging agenda.  I think Nancy, John, and Dale are all technically vers.  But what else is a lady gonna do with her ass lust??  Anal, that's what.  So let Nancy tap that ass of both Dale and John.  Even if Dale's are hidden in Walmart denim and John's are emphasized in his Sergio Valente jeans.
-[{{blog:2025:john_redcorn_boy_aint_right_book.jpg|Interesting to note that John's ass isn't HUGE.  It's got a little dimple.  It's... more built than the average Hank Hill ass though?}}]
 And now I want to draw John Redcorn buttcheeks getting clapped.  Adieu.
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