=====Ship Order=====
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I like to organize ships that I like by name order, especially because I like one-sided relationships.  In a LeftRight name like SpongeSquid, **Left** denotes //giver of affection//, and **right** denotes //receiver of affection//.  

I don't always have fixed relationship types for cartoons.  It's usually for pairings that I really like or relate to.

===== Examples =====
Many of these examples fall under the younger x older or student x teacher tropes.
  * **Spongebob x Squidward**, or [[pairings:spongesquid]], would denote that Spongebob harasses Squidward (WITH LOVE!) while Squidward is T-posing blankly and getting shot with heart arrows.
  * **Scout x Spy**, or [[pairings:scoutspy]], would denote that Scout is throwing baseballs at Spy's head while Spy is tied to the cart tracks on a payload map.

===== Vocabulary =====

  * **No riba** = No reversal.  That means I don't want their personalities reversed -- I don't want to see Squidward to harass Spongebob.
  * **Uke** = my object of affection.  I target this object with affection from my heart, and sometimes into their butthole.
  * **Snake fujoshi** = //"Has a fixed uke: multiships, but their favorite can only bottom".//  A type of shipper from an [[https://fanlore.org/wiki/Kankai_na_Fujoshi|online comic by _k_a_o_m_o_j_i_]].  
===== Why? =====
Because I like it.  Sometimes you want to be the fister and not the fistee.


If you don't do [[memes:steiner_math]] when organizing relationships, that's cool!  Heck, we can even have different ship orders.  Please just respect my preferred relationship types :)