Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2, also known as TF2 or Hat-Themed War Simulator, is a multiplayer shooting game from 2007. Its fans are not the brightest crabs in the crab bucket.

• 2007: TF2 is released via the Orange Box. It costs $15 and comes with Half Life 2 and Portal.
• Some year after 2007 and before 2014: I get into TF2 cuz people kept spamming yaoi in /v/, and they had to make TF2chan to contain the yaoi. I just liked the yaoi and never played the game. I start to lose interest in TF2 around the time of “Meet The Pyro”, and I scoffed at “Expiration Date” when it came out in 2014.
• 2018: Shane asks who this annoying guy he keeps seeing in hentai is. It's Scout TF2. So I drew like literally 300 doodles in 2018.
• 2019: I give my Scoutspy characters the names “Ollie” and “Basile” based off of ingredients on pizza. I now have custody of them, and refuse to use them in the context of TF2, and use them as MY ORIGINAL CHARACTERS DO NOT STEAL and as site mascots.