Scout

A scout is a term we use for any character that exhibits a combination of 2 or more of the following traits:

• Stupidity
• Jockishness
• Horniness, but no game
• Self-assurance
• Relative youth
• MILF-hunting

The term comes from Scout from TF2, best known as the Spongebob of my Scoutspy pairing. But the character type does not have to be TF2 related.

Examples of Scouts:

• Karamatsu from Osomatsu-San
• Joseph Gribble from King Of The Hill
• Spongebob Squarepants
• Hank Venture from The Venture Bros

Examples of “scout” as a term used in a sentence:

• He keeps hitting on my mom, that's such scout behavior.
• That dude's a total scout.

A girl scout, also known as gorl scout, is the feminine version of a Scout. It's the same thing but for girls, so you have to pay the pink tax.

I edited two zines about original characters who exhibit Scout girl qualities:

• Gorl Scout Yearbook
• Gorl Scout Field Guide