=====Name Order===== //Also known as ship order, left right, A x B.// {{https://64.media.tumblr.com/9114c78ce10eb1cf8571a5da234d9f79/d94d1b8ca8075d74-ad/s1280x1920/94596d594905a60d120ff4d219fc149b24e5ae41.jpg|sad spongebob}} I like to organize ships that I like by name order, especially because I like one-sided relationships. In a LeftRight name like SpongeSquid, **Left** denotes //giver of affection//, and **right** denotes //receiver of affection//. I don't always have fixed relationship types for cartoons. It's usually for pairings that have a large gap (age, size, power), or ones I have a strong attachment to. ===== Examples ===== Many of these examples fall under the younger x older or student x teacher tropes. * **Spongebob x Squidward**, or [[pairings:spongesquid]], would denote that Spongebob harasses Squidward (WITH LOVE!) while Squidward is T-posing blankly and getting shot with heart arrows. * **Scout x Spy**, or [[pairings:scoutspy]], would denote that Scout is throwing baseballs at Spy's head while Spy is tied to the cart tracks on a payload map. * **Spider-man x Green Goblin** would denote that Spider-Man puts his radioactive spider sperm in the Green Goblin's goblin butt. In this case, the Goblin is the one chasing after Spider-Man's confused affections, but the name order denotes simple top/bottom positions. How can you tell the difference at first glance?! You can't. So always always someone's preferred name order before you assume!! ===== Vocabulary ===== * **No riba** = No reversal. That means I don't want their personalities reversed -- I don't want to see Squidward to harass Spongebob. * **Uke** = my object of affection. I target this object with affection from my heart, and sometimes into their butthole. * **Snake fujoshi** = //"Has a fixed uke: multiships, but their favorite can only bottom".// A type of shipper from an [[https://fanlore.org/wiki/Kankai_na_Fujoshi|online comic by _k_a_o_m_o_j_i_]]. ===== Why? ===== Because I like it. Sometimes you want to be the fister and not the fistee. If you don't do [[memes:steiner_math]] when organizing relationships, that's cool! Heck, we can even have different ship orders. Please just respect my preferred relationship types :)