====== SpongeSquid ======

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Spongebob's framed photo of him hugging Squidward
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The [[:yaoi]] pairing between the aquaric creatures Spongebob and Squidward, from hit children's cartoon "//Bob Esponja Pantalones Cuadrados//".

Popularly known as //SquidBob// by people who don't care about name order.  Also known as //BobSquid//.

Remember: **Every Pairing Is SpongeSquid** (EPISS).  I.E: [[ScoutSpy]], Frog and Toad, Ernie n Bert, DaiSwan...



===== Characters =====
====Spongebob====

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BDSM Bob from Supersponge (ps1)
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  * **Spongebob Squarepants**, also known as **Bob Esponja** in Spanish or **Bob L'eponge** in French, is a yellow sponge who is silly and child-like in his optimistic personality and interests in superheros and jellyfishing.
    * He's like 30 and it's his first time living on his own in his own house, is trying to learn how to drive, and has a dead-end job.  Millenial-core.
    * The official SpongeBob artists have illustrated [[https://tcrf.net/Development:SpongeBob_SquarePants:_SuperSponge_(PlayStation)#Naughty.jpg|Spongebob topping Patrick]].

====Squidward====

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Squidward with rope, S8 Episode "Are You Happy Now?"
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  * **Squidward Tentacles**, also known as **Calamardo Tentáculos** in Spanish or **Thaddäus Tentakel** in German, is a gray mollusk who is Spongebob's neighbor and co-worker.
  * He is grumpy because no one appreciates him or his artistic skills.  He is also depressed and attempts suicide on many occasions in this children's cartoon.  


===== Dynamic =====
Spongebob annoys Squidward, and Squidward hates it!!!  But sometimes Squidward admits to himself (SECRETLY) that Spongebob is kinda funny and the only person who wants to hang out with him.  But he can never tell anyone.  While Spongebob is loud and proud with his love for his best friend!!!

Yes I am just repeating what they do in the show.  Cuz es yaoi tu me.

===== Age Gap =====


The s6e23 episode "Truth or Square" depicts a timeline in which Squidward has been working at the Krusty Krab since before Spongebob was born.  If Mr. Krabs hires underpaid teenagers, that means Squidward is at least 14+ years older than Spongebob.

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https://blorbo.social/system/media_attachments/files/114/674/179/507/371/802/original/7f2b6c35bd876a33.png | Baby Spongebob reaching for Squidward's Krabby Pattys

https://blorbo.social/system/media_attachments/files/114/674/179/675/998/763/original/fc845fcc4fd06d2a.png | Current Spongebob with Baby Spongebob and Squidward in his eye reflections

https://blorbo.social/system/media_attachments/files/114/674/185/113/059/621/original/0417517dd1c3c3a6.png | Spongebob's mom pregnant in the Krusty Krab


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In another episode (citation needed?), Plankton mentions Squidward having worked at the Krusty Krab for 20 years and never learned the formula.  If the old Krusty Krab commercial was made right when the restaurant started, and Squidward was its first employee (s5e2 "The Original Frycook"), that would mean Spongebob is likely at least 20 years old.




This means **the minimum ages of Spongebob and Squidward would be 20 vs 34**, if you only take into account these specific episodes.  This is of course, incongruent with the modern spinoffs having Squidward and Spongebob grow up in the same neighborhood and summer camp.


===== Moments =====
Scenes I like with Spongebob and Squidward!

==== Season 1 ====

=== Krusty Krab Pizza ===
  * Squidward feels bad for Spongebob at the end, verbally makes his concern known, and punches the dude who made Spongebob cry

=== The Paper ===
  * "Oh Squidward... You're making this really hard!
  * Squidward's shirt... I've always wanted this...


===== Gallery =====
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