====== Team Fortress 2 ======
**Team Fortress 2**, also known as **TF2** or **Hat-Themed War Simulator**, is a multiplayer shooting game from 2007.  It has fun character designs and voice acting, beautiful concept art inspired by mid-century advertising, and it's just a good simple funny shootin' game that doesn't take itself seriously!  

I hear there is a comic based of off this video game, I haven't read it.
===== Tempural Timeline =====

  * **2007**: TF2 is released via the Orange Box.  It costs $15 and comes with Half Life 2 and Portal.  
  * **Some year after 2007 and before 2014**: I get into TF2 cuz people kept spamming [[:yaoi]] in /v/, and they had to make TF2chan to contain the yaoi.  I just liked the yaoi and never played the game.  I start to lose interest in TF2 around the time of "Meet The Pyro", and I scoffed at "Expiration Date" when it came out in 2014.
  * **2018**: Shane asks who this annoying guy he keeps seeing in hentai is.  It's Scout TF2.  So I drew like literally 300 doodles in 2018.
  * **2019**: I give my [[pairings:Scoutspy]] characters the names "Ollie" and "Basile" based off of ingredients on pizza.  I now have custody of them, and refuse to use them in the context of TF2, and use them as [[:characters|MY ORIGINAL CHARACTERS DO NOT STEAL]] and as site mascots.

===== Relationships =====
I like pretty much any pairing with Scout having a one-sided crush on any other character, man, woman, or pyromaniac.

I like pretty much any pairing with Spy as the evil bottom.

Thus, [[pairings:ScoutSpy]] simply makes sense.

SollyMera is another pairing that makes me happy because I already like puppy seme x [[yaoi:old man uke]].  SollyDemoMera can also happen.

I can and will make ScoutMera and SollySpy work.

For fun, I can make any two or three or more characters work as a relationship.  I like evil bottom Medic in any combination: HeavyMedic, DemoMed, SollyMed, evil double bottoms EngieMed...

I don't really have shippy feelings for Pyro currently, but I did enjoy PyroSpy in my youth.
===== Landmines =====
  * Bottom!Scout
    * UNLESS he's getting pegged by Ms. Pauling
  * Bottom!Ms. Pauling
  * DadSpy taken seriously 🤢🤮
  * "Found family"