====== About ======
[{{:wiki:logo.png|Me}}]
This site is managed by [[about:SCUMSUCK.]]
* **Role:** I manage the content of this wiki, as well as my [[https://scumsuck.com|personal site]].
* **Currently working on:** Doing more local art stuff, moving my store from ecwid to limitedrun, learning how to garden.
* ** Future projects:** Have a -booru of my art.
* **Skills:** I draw. I animate. I make comics and zines. I manage, design, and do all the social media stuff for my art. I know a little bit of HTML/CSS. I know how to install big booby mods for Minecraft.
* **Interests:** Outside of making art, and appreciating others' art, I generally care about gay hippie shit like the welfare of animals, people, and the planet. I also like documenting things to make the internet easier for other artists and yaoi lovers.
* **Best method of contact:** Email.
The above format was copied from [[http://wiki.dwscoalition.org/wiki/index.php/Who|DW's wiki]]. You can [[https://scumsuck.com/about|read more about me on my main site]]. I don't like my main site's about because I don't like writing about myself in a job resume kind of way.
===== Contact =====
Email is preferred. I don't check social media DMs.
^ Email | [[contact@scumsuck.com]] |
^ Homepage | [[https://scumsuck.com]] |
^ Fediverse | [[https://blorbo.social/@scumsuck]] |
=====Deconsumption=====
I like DIY, deconsumption, and recycling/reusing stuff to reduce manufacturing waste.
* Sometimes we make our own drawing ink from charcoal and walnuts we got outside.
* A lot of the materials we use for our art and store are thrifted. You ever find 1000 water-resistant mailing envelopes for $5?
* I use old clothes and scraps to repair our dog toys and fabric furniture.
* I'm making a fence around our yard out of free wood pallets and vines from our yard.
=====Animals=====
We take care of weenie dogs and orange cats, and chicken.
* All our dogs and cats have been adopted or rescued from outside.
* We've done 15+ TNRs (trap/neuter/release, and lots of unofficial cat health care. 99% of our indoors cats are ones that we TNR'd.
* The exception is our tabby cat Butterball, who we took in after a hurricane that destroyed his original home.
=====Plants=====
* Despite my innate touch of death, I am learning how to garden.
* I like to raise herbs and veggies for our own kitchen consumption!
* My best crop so far is a bunch of green onions that came with the house and grow back every year 😼 feels good man to just go outside and cut some for dinner.
* We've been trying to get pumpkins going from leftover pumpkin guts from Halloweens past. They like our mulch.
* Tomatoes, peppers, and potatoes make up the meat of the produce.
* I also like to keep the natural flora going for the wildlife outside.
* Feels good man to see snakes and lizards and hummingbirds and mantises zipping around.
* I have become enraptured by Hugelkultur.
===== Literally Me =====
Literally Me
(doubles can interact if you beat me in a 6v6 random battle on Pokemon Showdown, any generation, any rules, to determine who is the one true Maggie)
These mostly seem to be little bitches.
:about:literallyme:loopy_doll.png | Loopy the beaver from Pororo
:about:literallyme:maggie_stupid_baby.jpg | Maggie from The Simpsons
:about:literallyme:gollum.jpg | Gollum from Lord of The Rings
:about:literallyme:magdalene.png | Magdalene from The Binding of Isaac
:about:literallyme:spongebob.png | Muscular SpongeBob from SpongeBob
:about:literallyme:primitive_sponge.jpg | Primitive Sponge from SpongeBob
:about:literallyme:ygo-yugi.png | Yugi Mutou from Yu-gi-oh
:about:literallyme:ygo-weevil.png | Weevil Underwood from Yu-gi-oh
:about:literallyme:tf2-scoutchan.png | Scout-chan from Scout-Chan SFM
:about:literallyme:tf2-scout.png | Scout from TF2
:about:literallyme:karamatsu.png | Karamatsu from Osomatsu-San
:about:literallyme:vbros-dean.png | Dean from Venture Bros
:about:literallyme:vbros-hank.jpg | Hank from Venture Bros
===== Waifus =====
My harem. I will share my waifus with you if you beat me in a 6v6 random battle on Pokemon Showdown.
It seems I like the older, matronly, caring type. As well as evil goblins.
:about:waifus:squidward.png Squidward from Spongebob | Grumpy tsundere bitch, but he cares deep down inside his shriveled heart.
:about:waifus:brock_samson.png Brock Samson from Venture Bros | He's a good mom. I wish he was the mother of my children, and my mommy.
:about:waifus:green-goblin.png Green Goblin from Spider-Man (all media types) | Evil and slutty, plus medical transformation, a childhood favorite!
:about:waifus:norman-osborn2002.jpg Norman Osborn from Spider-Man (2002) | As played by Willem Dafoe. One of my first man crushes. Seemingly suit seme, he's really a crying shitting pleading uke.
:about:waifus:norman-osborn2007.png Norman Osborn from Spectacular Spider-Man (2007) | Seemingly stoic suit seme by day, he puts on the purple witch thong and rides your broomstick at night.
:about:waifus:norman-osborn2017.png Norman Osborn from Spider-Man (2017) | This destroyed fuck-nugget version really got me, plus you get weird monster TF.
:about:waifus:paul-smecker.jpg Paul Smecker from Boondock Saints | As played by Willem Dafoe. She's SUCH A BAD BITCH!!! An absolute MILF.
:about:waifus:sc_zasalamel.jpg Zasalamel from Soul Calibur | He can't die and wants to kermit so bad. And he has thigh highs on with his pits out.
:about:waifus:ygo-atem.png Atem from Yu-gi-oh | Pure of heart and ripped for a 5'0" guy. See also: Yami Yugi.
:about:waifus:ygo-rishid.png Rishid/Odion from Yu-gi-oh | Sad stoic subby devoted mommy-bro, he'd do anything for love, but he won't do that (kill Malik).
:about:waifus:ygo-yami.png Yami Yugi from Yu-gi-oh | Pure of heart, helps Yugi go on dates with girls, and wears lifts cuz he's 5'0". See also:Atem.
:about:waifus:ygo-yami0.png Yami Yugi from Yu-gi-oh (early manga/s0) | Really fucked up and kinda evil, and puts bitches in saw traps to protect little Yugi. So he's like kinda good, but mostly fucked up and evil.
:about:waifus:yujiro.png Yujiro Hanma from Baki | Really fucked up and evil, threatens to rape United States presidents, hungry hole that loves the smell of sweaty oiled up men.
:about:waifus:tf2-senspai.png Sensei Spy from Scout-Chan SFM | Cute middle-aged teacher with a secret masked identity?!
:about:waifus:tf2-merasmus.png Merasmus from TF2 | Extremely old, necromancer, has bad luck and is harmed a lot.
:about:waifus:ichimatsu.png Ichimatsu from Osomatsu-San| Emo, evil, likes cats. Reminds me of Shane.
:about:waifus:tf2-bluspy.png BLU Spy Head from TF2 | Ryona heroine, wants to die.
:about:waifus:tf2-redspy.png RED Spy from TF2 | Grumpy tsundere bitch, but he cares deep down inside his shriveled heart.